Where are you from?
"Where are you from?" "Chicago" "No, where are you really from?" <pause, while I explore my options> "Chicago. Really. " <-- What I really believe. I mean, I've lived in Chicago longer than anywhere else in my life. Also, when I think "Home", I think "Chicago" "Chicago dumbass" <-- What I'd like to say, but won't "Chicago, but I lived in New York before I moved to Austin" <-- Its true, but kinda elides the point. "Where are we all really from when you get down to it..." <-- If I'm just cheesed off, and want to avoid this whole conversation <decision made. Go with -1-> "Chicago. Really ". <at this point one of a couple of things happens> "Oh." <-- Increasingly common these days. Which is good. Unless I'm talking to a RealAmerican™, in which case, in some very very rare circumstances, "