Every Language Fanboy Ever
1. Identify the key features of whatever you are working on (e.g. “ consensus algorithm ”, “ FIFO Queue ”, “ Bubble sort ”) 2. Explain why your preferred language is the best language to implement whatever it is ( golang , C# , whatever. It doesn’t matter, as long as it is your preferred language) 3. Preemptively claim that any weaknesses are actually strengths (The goofier the point, the better. e.g. “ Buffer overflows are good , they help identify security threats! ”, “ Package management is not needed, because dependency fais an NP-complete problem! ”) 4. Randomly interject with comments about features that are “unique” to your language (It doesn’t matter if they actually are. The distraction is the point. e.g. “ Returning the value and error, of course, makes golang superior to everything else ”)