And you are here why?

Pretty much says it all... /via Sheldon Comics

This showed up as an Xmas gift from a random Chinese company. It is safe to use, yes? I mean, its an *Xmas* gift and all?

Penny Arcade calls the three wise-men out - brilliantly

John Holbo brings madness to the mortal plane with A Truly Awful Christmas - A Visitation of Sog-Nug Hotep 'twas the Night before Christmas when all through the house What a Creature came stirring, all legs, wings, and mouths! Ancient runes had been scratched on the chimney with fear, In hopes that Sog-Nug-Hotep would not come here!    Surely mortal mind was not meant to behold the tentacl'd horror, that pustul'd visage, on this fair eve!