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The Anti-Gawker Rule - Just Say No

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If it says One Simple Trick, then Just Don't Click. Corollaries "My Jaw Dropped" "My Mind Was Blown"  (cf. Matt Smith) "The Government Doesn't Want You To See " ( cf. Todd Holsombeck ) " You Won't Believe What Happens Next " ( cf. Drew Varner )

Somebody needs to shut down the NY Times Style Section

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They just had a fawning, fawning , article on The Brant Brothers, and I tell you what? You don't know who The Brant Brothers are? That, as it turns out, is the point! You don't, and, quite frankly, you don't want to! NOBODY should care who they are, except for the doofi at the NY Times Style Section who have decided that they are going to push them as the New Hilton Sisters! Anyhow, the NY Times Style Section had a fawning, fawning article on The Brant Brothers , which has such brilliant phrases in it as Harry, 15, and his 18-year-old brother are the well-spoken product of cross-pollination of the Übermenschen. “Everybody loves celebrity children,” said Stephanie Trong, the editorial director of The Cut. “But perhaps the biggest appeal is that these guys live in the lap of luxury and they’re extremely open about their exploits. How many teens go to couture shows or fashion parties, much less document them on their joint Twitter feed, in such a hilarious, unc...