Signs of the Apocalypse - Food edition

Yes, these are "2 peeled hard boiled eggs " wrapped in plastic, on ice. What you can't see is the exceedingly suspicious (but clear!) liquid inside the plastic wrapping. About all I can think off is the jars of pickled eggs in bars of a certain minimum age, eggs that have no doubt been sitting in the same jar for lord knows how many years, and which no one in recorded history has every actually been seen consuming. Saints preserve us...