Cats at night
Pretty much describes our cat, 'cept for the bit with the baseball bat hat tip +Benoit Chesneau
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The Most Tolerant Dog in the World
Seriously, this has got to be the Job of dogs. OTOH the cat, wow... AFAICT, its entire repertoire consists of "YO HEY HEY HEY YO I'M TALKING TO YOU LOOK AT ME YO HEY PAY ATTENTION HEY YO YO YO HEY HEY HEY LOOK AT ME ...." (screen grab below, video above...)