So this happened...
1. Why does pizza always land cheese-side down? 2. When it does land, why is it always on the single most inconvenient place possible? 3. Pepper-flakes…are…a…pain 4. Melting the cheese for easier extraction is not a good idea /via http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2013/06/28/la-pire-phobie-du-codeur/