From Deadspin , comes this masterful takedown of the utter insanity that is the Williams-Sonoma catalogue . Selected quotes include your perfect children standing by the table in their john-johns and singing gaily to you all as you pipe fresh, warm cognac into each other's butts Seriously though, who spends $16 on sugar cookie mix? How hard is it to make your own sugar cookies? I bet this mix is just a box of sugar. "Just mix with eggs, flour, and salt!" Soon we'll have a peppermint bark origin story. Very dark. Very gritty. I worry about franchise dilution. It used to be about the BARK, man Hey, you know what? I'm selling my own cronut knockoff, too. Pay me $80, and I'll come to your house with a bag of flour, and then I'll kick you in the shins. The kick is gluten-free. Double-winged, double-grooved auger crushes and presses food for maximum yield and minimum oxidation." and a whole lot more. Its worth the perusal, go check it ou t!!! ...