Bacon in a tube!

Somethings are inevitable - death, taxes, hangovers, and hoaxes propagating through Facebook.

The latest example is Squeez Bacon™a Think Geek April Fool's joke from 2009 which has achieved new life (yet again) in 2014)

(And yes. it is a hoax. Here's Think Geek themselves admitting that it was frosting in the ads)

But, are you really, really hankering for squeezable bacon? 

Life got you down since The Squeez Has Gone?

Never fear.  Norway has you covered, with Kavli Bacon Ost.

Bacon!

In a Tube!

Hurray!