Signs of the Apocalypse - "Water Menu"

At Ray's and Stark Bar in Los Angeles there is a Water Menu.
Yes.
Seriously.
A WATER MENU.
It is 25 pages of Gilded Age insanity, and includes such awesomeness as the 9OH2O which is

available in limited editions of 10,000 individually numbered diamond-like glass bottles. Every bottle is hand finished, triple-sealed, and expertly examined by white-gloved quality specialists. Only the absolutely perfect survive this supreme best-of-the-best challenge thus becoming certified with the precious Beverly Hills 9OH2O signature label.

Yes. Come the apocalypse, I surely know who will be amongst the first in line...

Ray's and Stark Bar Water Menu