The Stupidest Man In The World (Presenting Robert J. Samuelson)

From today's Washington Post we have what really, really appears to be a troll but isn't (hint: Its Robert Samuelson).

If I could, I would repeal the Internet. It is the technological marvel of the age, but it is not — as most people imagine — a symbol of progress. Just the opposite. We would be better off without it (as) it brings with it a terrifying danger: cyberwar

(and a whole crapload of "cyberwar--BAD" stuff deleted on count of terminal stupidity)
Don't go read it.
In fact, ideally, don't read anything by him.  Ever.
The Stupidity - It Hurts!