Signs of the Apocalypse - Minnesota State Fair Edition

Yup, its State Fair Season, and the greatest minds of our age are pondering that age old question

What else can we deep-fry - and then put on a stick?

The Minnesota State Fair (apparently the largest one in the country. Sucks to be you Nebraska) has just put out its list of "New" stuff (and no, there is no "Fried Stick on a Stick"), and they include what surely must be the worst thing since deep-fried butter, viz.
Deep Fried Meatloaf. On a Stick

Seriously.
Its Meat Loaf.
Which is then Deep Fried.
And put on a stick.
Sigh. We're doomed...