Zen Judaism: For You, A Little Enlightenment

Available on Amazon, a collection of (nearly) a hundred sacred teachings that are capable of "bringing about an enlightenment experience so pure, so elevating, and so intense, you could plotz".
Examples include

• If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?
• Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?
• Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
• Accept misfortune as a blessing. Do not wish for perfect health, or a life without problems. What would you talk about?
• The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Oy.
• There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited.And whose fault was that?
• Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.
• Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.
• The Torah says, Love your neighbor as yourself. The Buddha says, There is no self. So … maybe we’re off the hook?