The West Coast Problem (for East Coast People)

You're in California, at a fun conference, meeting fun people, going out and doing fun things in the evening, drinking fun beer, and falling asleep at fun times which are not too unusual (midnight) because you are, after all, "grown up".

Unfortunately, nobody told your body this, and it quite majestically wakes you up at the decidedly un-fun hour of 2 f**king AM because that is 5 AM out east where your body-clock seems to still be residing.

After an hour of trying to get back to sleep, you realize that yes, your elapsed sleep for this night is going to be 2 hours.

Boundless Joy...