Retroactively Rewriting Memories
How does George Lucas do it? He not only manages to clobber stuff that we hold dear, he manages to retroactively rewrite our memories so that they were never cool in the first place.
Seriously.
The Phantom Menace did grievous harm unto Star Wars.
The Crystal Skull (gack) managed to make me never want to see Raiders again.
And now, now, we get this. The carbonite scene from Empire, irreparably damaged.
The horror, the horror.
Seriously, I just want to curl up in a foetal position.
But, I...must...see...if...there...is...more
Aaaargh.
Seriously.
Just
Shoot
Me.
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