Buzzwords Factor - A metric to measure idea quality

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The Buzzword Factor is the ratio of the number of buzzwords in a phrase to the total number of words in that phrase, expressed as a percentage
The next time you're in a presentation (or argument!), check out the buzzword factor.  If it goes over 20%, then the odds are that the presenter is trying to pull a bit of a fast one.  You'll typically see this in the loosest part of the presentation / argument.
This is typically the part that really didn't quite get the attention it deserved, or wasn't quite thought out.  In the real world, Sydney above would have replaced "Then a miracle occurs" with "judicious use of Calabi-Yau transforms which are left to the reader"...

Do note that the buzzword-factor can go up even when the idea is sound, if the presenter lacks confidence.  A bit trickier to deal with, so I guess that the correct equation is

B ∝ Q/C
where
B = Buzzword Factor
Q = Quality of Idea
C = Confidence of the presenter

* Buzzword Factor - Buzzwords / Regular words expressed as a percentage.

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